Description: Boba Fett comes to Sim city in hopes of conquering the land of Sims 2! Will he truimph?
Author's Note: Although I've watched the Star Wars franchise I am actually not all that knowledgeable in the area. I just thought having Boba Fett at the head of a Storm Trooper household would be fun. In reality, it's actually been one heck of a blast!
Life on Earth wasn't easy. The Sims ideas of house siding and lawn decoration was less than adequate.
Stormtrooper #1: "Yeah, makes me wonder... 'What the heck were you thinking'?!"
Boba Fett: "It is time to implement our operations upon this planet. Command the armies to conquer the masses at once!"
StormTrooper #2: "But sir, it's just me and StormTrooper #1. How do you conquer the masses with an army of two?"
Boba Fett: "Good point. We'll start out small. Go forth and kick the neighbor's flamingo!"
The Troopers came upon another problem. Not the oven burning, that's another problem on its own.
Apparently the coalition of rising property taxes and sellers of homes next to horrible neighbors (
otherwise known as Sim realtors) did not accept Emperor Empire coins. The silly Sims didn't even want the collectors edition coins which showed Emperor Palpatine in a string bikini... O_O;
Therefore they were flat broke and had to settle for a cheap lot that was furnished with 'El Cheapo' furniture. Which brings this narrator to her intial point and the aforementioned problem--
StormTrooper #1: "The stupid stove burned my pastry!" T_T
Despite the mishaps and road blocks a grand idea entered the helmeted one's head.
Boba Fett: "I will make my own business. The Sims will come to my doorstep and then we will strike. Our glorious success will be sung amongst the stars and we will be lavished with wealth, and scantily-clad alien females with jingly dinglebobs on their heads."
The next hour the first human unexpectedly arrived at their doorstep. However it was determined that this feeble manchild was perhaps a messenger of evil. It was also decided that the Trooper with no life insurance would be the first to greet the Simboy.
Johnny the Newspaper Boy: (*Waves and smiles*) "Hi there, morning paper?"
StormTrooper #2: "Ahhh he's attacking!!! QUICK! Look over there!"
Johnny the Newspaper Boy: "Whahh---"
Unfortunately StormTrooper #2 was also known for being an idiot. He ended up sucking the aspiration out of himself rather then the delivery boy. -_-
The day was still young however and the Troopers would not be discouraged! The bounty hunter, Boba Fett, then realized(*
after a great deal of testing*) that the speaking box was... magical. It sent out radioactive waves that hypnotized beings that suffered attention deficit disorder for more than two minutes. And it was good for Boba Fett as he could use this to make money.
As Boba Fett went about setting up his brilliant plan the Storm Troopers were greeting the nice neighbors that had come over to visit.
Storm Trooper #2: "Why
hellooo there, good looking. Want to see my speeder bike?"
Boba Fett: "Number 1, get that idiot away from our merchandise. The brain dampering machine will suck their will and bend it to my iron fist.
I will be mighty!"
StormTrooper #1: "Yes sir! It shall be glorious!"
Sim girl: "I totally, like, have a boyfriend you know."
StormTrooper #2: "Oh I see. Well, can I be your boyfriend in training?"
StormTrooper #1: ""HEEL, boy!"
StormTrooper #1: "Sorry sir, he's a bit slow upstairs. He was dropped several times on his head in the academy."
Boba Fett: "By accident?"
StormTrooper #1: "No sir, by force. The other cadets liked to use him as a shield in laser training."
Strangely enough the moment the brain dampner was put to the 'on' position the Sims flocked to the Storm Trooper household alike a hungry Sim to an even hungrier Cow Plant. Even stranger were the two females dressed in ruby red dresses. The two ladies arrived at the same time and claimed to be the 'real' Bella Goth. o_O
StormTrooper #2: "One of them is a clone you know. They both can't be the same person."
StormTrooper #1: "And what is wrong with being a clone?"
StormTrooper #2: "Nothing I guess. If you like being un-original."
StormTrooper #1: "Look who's talking,
Jango Fett the III and a million..."
The day moved onward and the customers kept coming. Boba Fett strutted around the residential home full of pride and dreams. He would get to conquer the world and have those scantily-clad alien females with dinglebobs yet!
StormTrooper #2: "How about a friend that is a boy in training...?"
All sorts of customers from all walks and paths came. Boba Fett had even met a Mad Scientist named, Ima Dedman. A peculiar Sim with a penchant for electricuting other Sims and feeding them to his Cow Plant to create living zombies.
A Mad Scientist that loved to pick on
Storm Trooper #2 .
Boba Fett and Ima Dedman became fast best friends. *^_^*
When the going went tough and the magical box of nonsensical images did not hold the attention of the customers. The Storm Troopers resorted to putting on shows of expert solider skill and stealth prowess. In other words they pillow-fought. -_-
Boba Fett: "Morons."
As the day wound down a customer had become un-ruly. The only recourse of action was to suck the skills and aspiration from the lout. However they encountered a bit of a problem.
StormTrooper #1: "Sir, this one seems to be empty in skill and dangerously low on aspiration."
Boba Fett: "How can this be? What are you? An idiot?!"
Benjamin Long: "No. . . yes. . .
maybe?"
StormTrooper #1: "What shall I do with him, sir?"
Boba Fett: "Toss him into the pool out back. See if his empty brain will cause him to float."
The hour had begun to grow late as the warm sun slowly gave way to the radiant moons. The Storm Trooper family had made their first $100 Simoleons. There was much re-joicing.
Sim in jogging suit: "I sure as heck ain't gonna pay to see their lame booty dance."
Amazingly enough one of the customers was extremely happy. Perhaps a little
too happy for the others taste.
StormTrooper #2: "(*Sings*) You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals---"
Girl Sim in red: "ZOMG! What did I pay to see here?!"
Mr. Big: "You know Ivy, I know the lyrics to that song too..."
Ivy Cooper: "Oh gross!"
Elder Sim: "Heh eheheeee in my youth I was called 'The WooHoo-Inator!" O_O;
When StormTrooper #2 carried the blonde Sim into the nearest bedroom for a private 'sell.' The StormTrooper home business suddenly gained a quick business perk!
I think we can all tell how that happened. ^_^;
Night swept over Sim City in a heartbeat. The stars twinkled overhead and shone down upon the newest residents with a happy, shiny, glow.
As the last customer left the StormTrooper home and the machine was turned off at last. Boba Fett realized an important lesson. In just one day he and his Troopers had a wild trip full of memories that would last them all a lifetime. Best of all, his pockets were full of cool Simoleons and he had learned the value of friendship.
Perhaps the need for world domination wouldn't be necessary afterall. . . at least, not so quickly.
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The End. ^__^
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Thank-you so much for reading, In a Galaxy not Far Away. I hope you enjoyed this story. Please stay tuned for updated chapters of Saijin Moon, Lords of the Realm, and The Rocha Family Antics that will be available in the coming future. Thanks again for reading my story. Happy Simming everyone!
-- Lady DarkFire
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